Attention freeloaders: free show + drinks this Wednesday at Knitting Factory
January 16th, 2012

We once ran into some Freemasons in Freeport whose freethinking ideas toed the free throw line that separates “There’s no such thing as a free lunch” from “And I’m free — free fallin’.” Their carefree mental freestyling took them down freeways we hoped to one day enjoy a free ride upon, and, if we may be freespoken about it, that day has arrived.

This Wednesday night (1/18) we are playing a free show at the Knitting Factory in Brooklyn, NY as part of the 100 Proof Project, which is presented by Southern Comfort, which purveys spirits purported to encourage free-spiritedness. It will be a free-for-all of art and mixology and in addition to being able to see (free) Radical Dads play for free, you’ll also be able to experience the free enterprise system in action and drink free drinks served to you — for free — by freewheeling freeholders who have never freebased in their lives (to our knowledge).

In order to be a free agent at this event, all you have to do is RSVP, which can be done by freehanding your mouse right here to this location >>>

The event starts at 8pm and we go on at 10pm, so you’ll have plenty of time to free-swim and/or free-float through some drinks that will quickly have free rein over your liver.

The Knitting Freectory is located at 361 Metropolitan Ave in Williamsburg. We hope to see you and your freeform dance maneuvers there.